So this is what the Space Invaders really look like. I knew it. We always saw them as flat 8-bit graphics. Turns out they’re just like us, flying around in ships and blowing stuff up.

No wonder we never won against them. We were shooting at their damn shadows. I have a new found respect for them now. And now that we know their true form they should be easy to kill. You can get this shirt for only $18.

[Fashionably Geek]

It’s been awhile since I played Atari’s classic arcade game Paperboy. This is Paperboy in real life. Well, real life, mixed with video game graphics. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but a bunch of paper throwing skills are on display as well as non-catching the paper skills and the video is way longer than it needs to be.

Editing people. You can shave 2 whole minutes off this thing with a shotgun aimed at that bicycling bastard. Anyway check out the video.

This is a line of Mario-inspired eveningwear. It’s all sparkly and is best worn when attending a ball in the Mushroom kingdom. These come from crafster user montyfull. Further proof that geeks are inheriting the Earth… And attending events in video-game wear.

What I really want to see is an evening dress with a 1-up mushroom on each buttcheek, so I have an excuse to cop a feel. I was just trying to get an extra life, I swear.

[Geekologie]

The Anatomy of a Console by Angela Moramarco. I’m a little surprised. I expected the Wii to have more meat on it’s bones. It sure has enough ribs. Looks stringy. I don’t think I would buy this at my local butcher.

The Wiimote is where the meat is, but the console pic shows that the main console is full of brains. The two communicate of course, allowing you to play Mario and such. I just never realized that you would need a doctor to fix the Wii.

[Coroflot]

Thanks to all of the modders out there, you never really know what an object is. Take this one. Looks like an old NES cartridge. It is, but it’s also an external hard drive. Until now, hard drives have not looked cool, but now you can have one in any NES cartridge you like.

Etsy seller 8-Bit Memory takes old NES cartridges, stuffs a hard drive inside and just like that you have a cool external drive. It will cost you $120 for 250GB, but he will make any size for you and with any cartridge. For an extra fee. What game would you choose? Contra? Street Fighter?

[SB]

Nothing says redneck like moonshine. Well, moonshine and Nascar. And guns. And if you are referred to as one of those Duke boys. Why not combine Nascar and moonshine in one still? Make a toast to Dale Earnhardt while getting plastered.

Apparently NASCAR was founded by moonshine runners. This copper topped still will look right at home next to your other stills and Nascar memorabilia. Drink it’s sweet nectar proudly from a mason jar. Only $48.

[Nerd Approved]

Hey if you’re gonna smoke up, why not make it a tasty bacon extravaganza? Who knows, it might help curb the muchies too. These rolling papers combine the two things stoners like most, pot and bacon.

Made by Juicy Jay’s, the papers will give you a “sizzlin’ bacon taste and aroma”. You’ll be so baked, you won’t know if you’re smoking or frying dead pig. Hey, at least it’s not bad for your arteries.

[Geekologie]

You’re with a girl who is wearing regular clothes. How on Earth are you going to get her into a bikini? Or maybe you are on vacation and you forgot to pack a swimsuit. That usually ends in buying a crappy pair that doesn’t fit right.

Worry no more. Quicksilver’s swimsuit vending machines will make sure that you can always flaunt your stuff at the beach. That is, if you are staying at The Standard in either L.A., Hollywood, New York, or Miami.

Thank you Quicksilver for helping to get women out of everyday clothes and show off what they have. Swimsuits for everyone.

[Albotas]

The guy who built this bunk bed is the best dad ever. He built his son an AT-AT themed bunk bed. The only thing my dad ever built me was a crappy ikea entertainment center, that had so many nails in it, it looked like a porcupine with a thousand hard-ons.

I mean look at this thing. It’s actually an AT-AT with a head and everything. Look at the ladder going up to the top. You can get IN it. Awesome.

[Gizmodo]

It takes balls to rock out the guitar. Lucky for you the Wangcaster has a huge pair, just hanging. Sadly there isn’t really any info on this. Like who created it and more importantly why.

I’d like to see a video of some dude strumming the Wangcaster and fondling it’s balls each time, but nothing. There’s a guitar with testicles…Just doesn’t seem right that we can’t even find a pic of some dude holding it.

[Guitaristka]