I’ve often described Lost as a beautiful mosaic of thought. The show makes you think sure, but it makes you think in ALL directions. Last night’s episode was pure classic Lost magic. Here are some random thoughts.

I now believe what I already suspected. That Claire has been dead since the house blew up. Think about it, her first words were “Charlie?” as if she saw him. Then later, she feels better since she is no longer “seeing things”.

Horace, our new Dharma friend had a nose bleed, plus he happens to be a mathematician. I believe he was jumping through time at some point before his death.

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If you’ve ever wanted to make the plants in your home seem like the seedy underbelly of a city in urban decay, you’re in luck.

Drawing inspiration from the bonsai, park planters were created to elevate the common household plant to the status of full grown tree. The potted plant becomes the backdrop for an urban park scene. Ranging from dog walkers to flashers and muggers, no two scenes are alike ensuring the autonomy of each piece.

You’ll notice they failed to mention one guy blowing another guy.

[Scienceandsons]

I think my dreams have just come true. A cute girl playing games on a huge ass NES controller? Why does this never happen at my house? The NES Coffee Table can actually be used as a controller during game play, and it also provides excellent space for storing away all of your gaming gear.

[The Brick]

Okay fellow geeks, it’s time to get your Halloween costume ready in May. Here’s the helmet. You are on your own with the rest of the armor. It’s officially licensed by Marvel Comics. It’s available at www.80stees.com for $60 but too bad it’s out of stock.

[2dayblog]

Recent pictures of 2-year-old Suri Cruise, spawn of Tom and Kate, still using a bottle made some question Tom and Katie’s parenting skills. But maybe it’s Scientology’s fault.

According to Defamer, L. Ron Hubbard ordered Scientologist moms to feed their children a mixture of barley water, homogenized milk, and lots of honey, which is a recipe he obtained during time travel to ancient Rome. Some say the cocktail can be toxic.

I say get all babies away from Scientologists as quick as humanly possible. But as far as their formula being toxic, I think it might surprise many people to know just how toxic most mainstream baby formula is as well. And I’m not just saying that so I can see moms breastfeeding. Okay, I am. I walk around the mall to get my fix of milfs handing out liquid lunch. So what?

[Defamer]

The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Last week, Miley Cyrus was “embarrassed” by a racy, topless photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. Didn’t bother Hef.

“To make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner said.

[thehollywoodgossip]

Japan is way ahead of us when it comes to combining boob and pudding technologies. Here in the U.S. we just can’t seem to make it work. It may have something to do with the juxtaposition of making tech things smaller, while boobs need to be bigger. I’m not sure.

These are all over Japanese markets and department stores. Word is that the boob puddings taste milky, sweet and have a vaguely slimy taste to them.

[Inventorspot]

Geekery and fashion spent the night together. Here’s their child. A very retro turntable ring. The turntable is made of real vinyl, with a moving stylus arm. It’s sterling silver. Just needs tiny records.

[Oyemodern]

The Dark Knight knows how to live. And he’s into some kinky sex with Catwoman, using these cuffs… Of course the 60’s version of Batman probably would have had him using these on poor little Robin…Ewww. Batman is a freak.

[EE]

Who was that masked man? I don’t know, but he appeared from nowhere, waving a weiner at me from the tip of his sword.

En garde! Here’s the perfect item for gay BBQ parties and just plain fun with hot dogs. Careful while waving your sword around, someone might just take a bite out of your weiner.

[Firebox]