It seems the new dynamic duo of ditzy diva dystopia is at it again. Paris Hilton is famous for being famous - a seeming impossibility likened to that of the Chicken-Egg Dilemma (which came first?). She has found the perpetual motion machine of pop culture and set it in motion. She doesn’t act (well) or sing (well) or anything else, she just appears at events and people talk about her. Paris Hilton is to Pop Culture what Einstein was to science.

On the other hand we have Britney Spears who can dance and sing and has her own pop culture PhD. Even as Britney’s pop music output diminished, her pop culture output skyrocketed as she started getting married (twice) and having children (twice) to keep herself in the news.

These super geniuses have conceived an evil scheme to make Dr. Evil himself envious and I’m going to drop the dime on it right here for you, my faithful readers.

Britney and Paris are attempting to create the perfect pop culture storm. You have the positive and negative ions of Britney and Paris, southern innocent country school girl and northern world-wise sophisticate.

Now to the plot, it seems they have been seen in public in some very intimate poses with Paris’s hands on Britney’s thigh etc, etc. What better way to spread these rumors than to deny them publicly. By combining the public’s fascination for lesbians, young blondes, pop music and partying, Doctors Spears and Hilton are creating a Pop Culture Supercollider capable of perpetuating their celebrity for eternity.

For those of you who still haven’t caught on to what I’m saying, let me give it to you straight. Britney and Paris are “wagging the dog” and taking the art of being famous for being famous to a new level. All we can do is look on in astonishment.

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