Marshall Bruce Mathers III, aka, Eminem, and his wife Kim Anne Scott Mathers have divorced less than a year after getting re-married. (Bare with me on this one, I may need a chalk board and time machine to explain this.)

The couple met around 1989 and had a troubled relationship as evidenced by many of Eminen’s songs. An oft repeated theme in his music is his relationship with his wife.

Eminem and Kim were first married in 1999 in Missouri.

In 2000, Eminem release “The Marchall Mathers LP” which contained the song “Kim.” On it he berates her for cheating on him and the song ends with Eminem cutting her throat. This song is supposedly a prequel to “97’ Bonnie & Clyde” in which Eminem disposes of the body of his wife with his little girl, Hallie, in the car.

Eminem peformed shows in which he simulated beating Kim, using a doll for a stand in. After seeing one such show Kim tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrists.

In August of 2000, Eminem filed for divorce. However, the couple tried to reconcile for the sake of their daughter. The reconciliation didn’t take and Kim filed for divorce in 2001.

A messy custody battle ensued but rumors started circulating that the couple had reconciled. On December 7th, 2005, Eminem announced that they were going to re-marry.

They wed again on January 14th, 2006 in Rochester Hills, Michigan. However the honeymoon was short. On April 5th there was a report of an eminent divorce for Eminem and his loving wife. The divorce was finalized on December 20th, 2006

Your Therapy:

Again, Wow. What can I say? Take two double doses of crazy mix them together and what do you get? This relationship.

So you get up and stage and show people how you want to beat your wife and then she tries to kill herself and then you file for divorce. Huh.

This story just goes to show you can take the white rapper out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the state of Michigan.

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