Paris Hilton, whom we affectionately refer to as “Bare-Ass” Hilton for her seeming inability to keep her private parts covered, has declared that she wants children. A lot of children in fact, as she reportedly told Life & Style Weekly “It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30.” She also stated that her previous experience qualified her for the job, “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

This apparent new found love for children comes from her experiences with gal pal of the moment Britney Spears. Paris has been hanging around with Britney and her two small children and has grown quite found of them. So fond in fact that she has been neglecting the activity she is most famous for, partying, so that she can she can spend time with Britney’s children. She recently cut short one such party excursion saying “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”

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Miss Hilton has shown the world she knows how to make babies via the amateur porno film that made her famous. The question is, will she be a good mother? Our bet is she will because she has enough money to hire the best darn nannies around. Plus we can only hope that motherhood will convince “Bare-Ass” to put some panties on and stay out of the news for awhile.

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