Archive for February, 2007

The beer-launching mini-fridge will save you the effort and hassle of leaving your couch to get another beer. The fridge has an auto-loading 10 beer magazine and can toss beers well over 10 feet. Launch and trajectory are controlled remotely with a modified keyless vehicle entry system.

Imagine the possiblilities if the guy that invented this teamed up with the potato gun guy to create some kind of fried-potato-launching device. I would never need to leave the house again.

Greatest. Invention. Ever.

On Tuesday, Paris was stopped at around 11 p.m. after authorities spotted her blue Bentley Continental GTC driving off without its headlights on. The 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring brain surgeon was ticketed for misdemeanor driving with a suspended license. Paris was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard as she was on her way home from buying DVDs at Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood.

This latest episode could violate Paris’ probation from a prior reckless driving beef and possibly tarnish her sterling reputation and candidacy for Mensa.