Ellen, come here sweetie. You need to have a therapy session with us right now.

Yes, we know that you’re a good person and that you probably had the best interests of everyone in your heart when you made your emotional and tear-filled plea this week on your daytime talkshow asking the cruel owners of Mutts and Moms to return your Brussels Griffon puppy Iggy to your hairdresser’s household. We know that you tried to get Iggy and your two kitties (not counting Portia de Rossi as one of them) to play nice together and things didn’t work out. That happens. But when you thought it was no big deal to give a dog that you signed a legal agreement with a non-profit small business about caring for to someone else, yes Ellen, that is a big no-no. It sounds like the owners of Mutts and Moms research every home before handing over the canine so it seems fair to understand why they would get upset and take the dog back from your hairdresser, right?

But when you came on your show did you stop and think about what you were doing? The last we heard Mutts and Moms doesn’t have its own Emmy-award winning platform to voice their opinion to millions of people. Did you not think that the picture that you painted would make Mutts and Moms look awful to millions of people?

But the really important question that you need to give us an answer for is why your hairdresser refused to go down to the Mutts and Moms business and sign legal papers adopting Iggy when that was all they had to do to become the new and rightfully legal owners of the pooch. Oh yes Ellen, we now know the ugly truth about that and are shocked to find out that your hairdresser had multiple occasions to do things the right way but refused. And we had to learn it from Bill O’Reilly, of all people!

Do take the weekend off. Rest up, don’t turn on the television and come back to work ready to start things fresh. But when you do come back don’t pull another stunt like the one you did this week without telling us all of the details first. If you had done that, and your hairdresser wasn’t such an ego-filled parent, then those two little girls would be walking Iggy this weekend and not missing him.

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