The folks at Maxim have been brainstorming and they’ve come up with a list of the top 5 unsexiest women alive. Though it seems mean and pointless, it’s all part of the primordial soup we call Pop Culture. Personally, I agree with most of their choices. If you happen to frequent Hollywood and take one of these gals home, bring a six pack and paper grocery bag. So here goes:

5- Britney Spears. Apparently Maxim took the easy road choosing #5. While I agree, she’s not what she used to be, I thought she still looked hot at the VMAs. Just get off Britney already. Some other guy probably just did.

4- Madonna. Oh yeah. This aging diva has seen better days. From affecting foreign accents that aren’t her own, to making a spectacle of herself at the wailing wall and just plain weirding people out, it would take at least a six pack and some nyquil for her to get our attention these days.

3- Sandra Oh. As in Oh my God, this chick is way too skinny. Isn’t she like the 5th or 6th wheel on that popular Doctors show?

2- Amy Winehouse. Just plain scary. And it takes alot to creep guys out. I’m not sure who robbed her grave on a previous Halloween, but please for the love of God. Put her back!

1-Sarah Jessica Parker. I could not agree more on this one. She looks like a strange merging of every skinny nightmare hippy girl we’ve ever seen. And why the long face? Not to throw in a horse reference, but I swear some guy is feeding her peanut butter off camera to get her lips smacking so they can dub in a voice later.

[Maxim]

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