Michelle Rodriguez, former “Lost” star and frequent guest mistress in “my fantasies”, was sentenced to six months in jail for failing to complete the community service and alcohol monitoring that was required as part of her probation from her previous drunk driving escapade.(And I might add, failing to show up in my real life.)

Adding insult to injury, the judge ordered her to report to the county jail on Christmas Eve. Ouch! That’s sticking it up your chimney, with a stocking full of coal.

Apparently, not only could she not bring herself to do some community service, but she also could not stop herself from consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device.

Let me explain something Michelle. Now, in the movies, it’s forgivable when the criminal incriminates him or herself, when an undercover guy is wearing a wire. Because it’s under the other guy’s shirt. No one knows…But Michelle…babe, YOU were wearing the wire!

Now I understand that at this point, your brain may be kinda like the worm in the tequila, just kinda floating in the ether, but well preserved. You have to smarten up. We are here for you. We WANT more movies with your body in them. So, we will be rooting for you and awaiting your freedom.

Until then, just make the best of it and try to enjoy your makeshift X-mas tree with the shiv icicles.

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