When last we left the dim-witted saga that is Paris Hilton’s day to day strife, she was waxing philosophical about freezing her body before death. Apparently this would take place in a not too distant future, where scientist geeks would revive her, only to have their hopes of grateful-actress-sex with a thawed skank dashed as she fixed on the first shiny object. It only goes downhill from there.

I found this video of a German commercial that is supposedly for lingerie. This bizarre trip will last about 30 seconds and involves www.goyellow.de, which is apparently a German phone directory.

It begins with Paris in bed, flopping about like a ditzy human fish deprived of oxygen. She flops, fidgets, puts her legs up in the air, takes a bite of an apple as she flips through the book, then rescues her tiny undies from the great and powerful Sarlacc Pit of her ass crack, flips through the book some more, then generally looks dumbfounded.

Enter generic delivery dude. He rings the door bell, giving Paris an excuse to really flex her acting chops, which consists of widening her eyes and looking toward the door, before slipping into some whore shoes and answering in her little yellow lingerie. The delivery kid holds up some kind of pastry looking thing and Paris seems mesmerized. The creepiest part is when she grabs it and says thank you in a freaky strange alien voice.

This little video jaunt kinda makes me feel like I’ve mixed acid with porn, and forgot all the good bits. I have to admit, Paris is hot as ever despite the vacancy sign behind her eyes. Check it out after the jump:

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