Could it get any worse for the former diva of pop? After a disastrous opening performance at last month’s MTV Music Video Awards ground Britney Spears comeback into the dirt she then lost custody of her two sons this past Monday all because she failed to provide a valid California driving license. On Wednesday Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline, made an appearance in a Los Angeles courtroom and was given interim custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Brit was a no show while Kevin had a mysterious eye patch on. Pirate K-Fed? What was that all about?

Rumors abound that Spears is now holed up in a Beverly Hills hotel suite and that when the weekend rolls around she will take a trip to the Caribbean and check into Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Center in Antiqua. She will need to get her house in order pretty quick and not spend too much time under the sun and surf because the next round in her custody battle is scheduled to take place on October 26. Finally another inside source tells a newspaper reporter that Britney’s mom will be out to gain custody of her grandkids before they can be snatched by Federline. “Given how Britney’s turned out, I wonder what kind of role model she’d be. … Knowing Lynne, she’ll be out trying to turn those two little boys into moneymakers too,” the source said. Ouuuuuuch!

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