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Posh Spice Unhappy About New Track
October 25th, 2007

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice upset about too few lines in music trackSeems that Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is unhappy with the fact that she has a total of 4 lines on the new Spice Girls track. I guess it never occurred to her that producers know how to sell albums.

A spokesman for the band had this to say. “The verses have all been shared out equally among the five members and they all sing together on the chorus.”

C’mon Vicky, at best you look like a walking mannequin these days, whose nipples proceed her. Carrying your trendy handbag is a full day for you. Be thankful for what you have.

I’m guessing that memorizing those 4 lines nearly made her head explode. And while we are on the subject of Posh, why exactly does she shape shift from sometimes store mannequin, to looking like a weird alien hybrid? I mean, half the time, her sunglasses seem too big for her body. She can’t be from this planet.

Yep. If you want to get through to Posh, you have to send signals through the SETI satellite dish, and if you get the WOW signal back, it’s because that thought doesn’t overwhelm her.

Smarten up Posh. Be real. Not real weird.

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One Response to “Posh Spice Unhappy About New Track”

  1. Beks lova Says:

    Well I beg to differ. This is a Geri/Emma stint! From day one. They took away lines from Posh and didn’t care if Mel C was part of the project as we all know that she was the last to be asked in, onto the project.

    Posh was always put behind on so many tracks, hardly anything on ’say you’ll be there’ and ‘wannabe’.
    Geri hardly mentioned either one of them when spilled on GMTV.

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