Archive for December, 2007

Here’s a good way to keep warm and also rock mushrooms in crazy 1up style. This 1-UP Mushroom Scarf is hand crocheted by “UrbanPrincess” on Etsy and is actually available for sale on a made-to-order basis.

The scarf is 5 1/2 inches wide and over 6 feet long, giving you lots of extra lives. If you like, you can request a different color mushroom. The scarves were originally sold at $95, but have gone up to $150 due to popularity.

[Etsy] VIA [DSFanboy]

Do you want bigger boobs, but don’t want the hassle of breast surgery? Just pig out on some F Cup cookies from Japan and your man is sure to stop dead in his tracks. That’s right, your cups can indeed runneth over with these cookies.

All you have to do is eat 2 a day apparently and you’ll have to beat guys away with a stick. Your grown children will want to suckle you! Car wrecks will be caused by your chest. You will suddenly have a modeling career.

And hopefully my phone number…

Who knows if they actually work, but if so I can see a Howard Stern endorsement in the near future as well as the male equivalent, for those guys who don’t quite measure up.

[Gizmodo]

JLo already has a clothing line, but she is now producing her new lingerie collection with Yamamay, an Italian brand and franchising network owned by lingerie producer Inticom SpA.

Yamamay will be producing and selling the JLo for Yamamay collection in an exclusive deal for the next three years.

The collection has been available in Yamamay stores since mid November and is designed to target sophisticated women.(Cause everybody looks sophisticated in a glittery bra and G-string) Bras, panties and babydolls are very sexy and can be had in tones of black, red, electric blue and silver. The materials are satin, chenille and metallic cloth, decorated with rhinestones and crystals.

Well JLo, I’m trying really hard not to be fooled by the rocks you got, and it doesn’t seem like you are still Jenny from the block. The Jenny on my block isn’t all decked out in crystal and lace ho-wear. She’s too busy taking the money she would have spent on your lingerie and paying off her mortgage.

[JLo for Yamamay]

Nicollette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives fame was caught sucking the toe of her fiance Michael Bolton. She sucked on Michael’s toes while they were at the beach, on holiday at an island in the Caribbean.

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, toe sucking in general or the fact that it’s Michael Bolton’s toes. She actually looks like she’s getting quite a hit off of those tootsies and freaking out. She probably got a contact high from his potent has-been toe jam.

To each their own I guess, but it just looks wrong when you get caught sucking foot in public.

[Dailymail] VIA [Stupidcelebrities]

Blu-Ray Laser Phaser! - video powered by Metacafe

First off, this guy’s hypnotic voice makes me feel like Data himself is explaining things. Basically, you just install a Blu-Ray laser into a Star Trek phaser gun and you have a shiny new geek toy. It costs less than $100 to build, and possibly your eyesight.

I’m gonna try this myself over the weekend. If you don’t see any updates on Monday, it’s because I haven’t seen anything since Saturday.

[Blu-Ray Phaser] VIA [Geekologie]

Britney and Jamie Lynne Spears could have used these. Had I found them in time, I could have sent them their way. Oh well.

These undies have a little user name and password screen in front. They were being sold on Etsy and are getting alot of attention. Fortunately, with most girls, you don’t have to be a master hacker to get in them.

But if she does make it tough, then my user name is:ThePantychrist.

Password: A few well placed compliments and lots of beer.

[Etsy] VIA [Dvice]

Leave it to the Japanese and their love of karaoke. Laox, a Japanese electronics and geek merchandise company, have introduced the Pro Voice pill. They claim it will make you a better singer. The tablet contains magnesium and malic acid which apparently gives your throat superhuman powers and gives you a clearer voice.

I can just see that business meeting.

“We must find a way to make fat American geek pay too much for little pill.”

“Most excellent idea Chairman. We say it get them girls. American geek read Comics. Girls no like comics.”

“We tell them it make them big viral rock star like Bon Jovi. American girls love Bon Jovi.”

“Then we just give them vitamin pill. We get money. They go back to comic.”

[Techopolis]

It’s not Lindsay’s week. First, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles told Britain’s News of the World that Lohan “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” and now Giles is selling photos he took of Lohan while they were together.

The story goes like this:

Two sweethearts meet in rehab and get addicted to sex with each other. Once the puss-bag ex is an ex he runs to the tabloids talking about their sloppy sex life. Then, dozens of e-mails find their way to magazine editors from a well-known photo agency. E-mails that included snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, as well as a note that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.”

Jessusss. You got nothing better to do then talk about sex that you USED to have with a hot girl? And when that fails, you’re gonna email pics? I’m guessing you won’t ever be getting anymore from Lindsay. Smooth move.

The year was 1987; Reagan was in office, Black Monday destroys the stock market, the Unabomber strikes in Salt Lake City, the Twins shock the baseball world by winning the World Series, and U2 releases The Joshua Tree.

1987 was a banner year for U2 as The Joshua Tree reached Number 1 around the world and won a Grammy for “Album of the Year”, while U2 won the Brit Award for Best International Act and Time Magazine put the band on its cover, proclaiming them “Rock’s Hottest Ticket”.

Now you can hopefully recapture some of the magic of that historic album. The deluxe 2007 remastering of The Joshua Tree is available in four different formats including a bonus audio CD of b-sides and rarities, a live concert DVD shot in Paris in 1987 and booklets featuring liner notes from the band and unseen photography from Anton Corbijn.

If you like to play with action figures and at the same time relive 1970’s stoner movies, who am I to argue with you?

These Cheech and Chong figures are also a great way to relive the duo’s classic comedy bits like, “Dave? Dave’s not here man” and many others. I think the only other accessory you could possibly want with these figures would be an old smoked up VW van.

This is why it’s a good idea to stay away from drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay.

By the way, each figure comes complete with a fat joint. You know, to mellow out the Quaaludes dude. $39.98

[Product Page] VIA [Nerd Approved]