Britney must make about $1 million a month, so why does she have to steal from a hard working blue collar gas station owner? Maybe we can add celebritheif to her repertoire. Because it looks like she may have stolen a cigarette lighter on her way back to her car, outside a Los Angeles-area Chevron gas station.

This latest controversy stems from her own big mouth. As she was leaving the station, it sounds like she says, “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!” in video captured by paparazzi.

The owner of the station is not too thrilled with the often panty-less Princess.

“Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here,”

What the hell Brit? You have become a no panty wearing, lighter stealing, losing your kids because of feces on the couch, too out of it to perform parody of yourself.

Do you even want to get your kids back? Jesuuus! Why do I gotta be the one to tell ya. Get it together.

[MSNBC]

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