Katie Holmes attended the 2007 Bambi Awards in support of her handler husband Tom Cruise, sporting a Japanese Harajuku Girl haircut that seems to say, “I love you long time Mistah Tom Cruise”.

One can only surmise that the final phase of brainwashing is in progress. Her new style just screams conformity and a carefree lack of individual thought.

In a candid interview with her new do, some secrets were revealed:

“Yeah, Mistah think me too wild. He teach me. Me love him long time and go by the name Zhang Chow in private. Him jump on couch and say he in love! Get over yourself Mistah. He not so bad weally. Mistah only put me in the thought machine one time for trying to escape during marathon.”

Well, there you have it. Straight from the victim’s scalp. Poor Katie. In five years God only knows what she’ll look like. Maybe the end game is to look exactly like Tom.

No matter how you slice it, I’m creeped out.

[CelebrityRumors]

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