It looks like Jacko has had another dose of surgery in his attempt to become a full fledged freaky alien. Once again his face was covered in bandages this past weekend.

I’m not sure what it is with this family, but for some reason they seem to want to look more like the typical “greys” of Alien lore. Jacko’s sister Latoya has the perfect “grey” nose. Basically no nose at all.

Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure that the Jackson clan is responsible for all the alien abductions that ever occurred. Some UFOlogists have put together a chilling timeline, linking alien abductions to Jackson family surgeries. They seem to increase in frequency as the Jacksons lose human characteristics.

I can’t wait to see what he looks like once the bandages come off. It’s all wild speculation as to who he’ll abduct next and what experiments will take place, but it always ends with you put back in bed to the tune of “Billie Jean is Not My Lover” and having missing time.

Jacko just grabs his crotch and takes off in his million dollar spaceship.

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