Oprah Endorses Obama in Iowa
December 9th, 2007

Oprah was worried that she did not get enough press with us regarding her oversized crop circle head, so she’s back.
She is worried about the direction of her country and said that she has a personal belief in Barack Obama. So she endorsed him for President. Together they may soon rule the world. Not since Vader and Palpatine has there been a more powerful alliance. I hear they are building a nifty round space station in orbit and putting Dr. Phil in Charge…
The campaign said 18,500 people showed up in Des Moines. At least one person near the stage passed out, and paramedics came in to help.
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