Paris Hilton: Champagne In A Can
December 12th, 2007
Paris Hilton’s new product is a “Champagne In A Can”. Brilliant concept.
She seems to have gone to the “100 monkeys in a room full of typewriters” business school. But she isn’t waiting for them to come up with Shakespeare. She’s taking every idea they crank out, cleaning up the feces encrusted fingerprints from the page and running to the bank.
Leaving her Brain Trust behind, the heiress is bearing it all in a risqué new ad campaign for her new brew. She’s off to Europe for a promotional tour.
She must have snagged the name from the nearest typewriter on her way out too, because she’s calling it Rich Prosecco.(Look, it comes in a can. Get over yourself)
Come to think of it, “Champagne in a can” kinda sums her up as well. Something snooty and rich, yet somehow lacking class.
Another pic after the jump.
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