Nothing says Merry Christmas like a card from Paris Hilton. Except maybe some Christmas VD followed by hush money.

This is the Card Paris is sending out this year. For some reason I didn’t get mine and had to find this online. The dog looks naturally scared. That’s because he is typically the brains behind their various endeavors. She’s just a figurehead.

A) Stop dressing up little animals.

B) I swear you are looking more and more like Martha Stewart with each passing day.

C) You might want to think about that whole Crafts empire thing for when you’re all skanked out.

D) I’d still do ya.

Merry Christmas

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