Leave it to the Japanese and their love of karaoke. Laox, a Japanese electronics and geek merchandise company, have introduced the Pro Voice pill. They claim it will make you a better singer. The tablet contains magnesium and malic acid which apparently gives your throat superhuman powers and gives you a clearer voice.

I can just see that business meeting.

“We must find a way to make fat American geek pay too much for little pill.”

“Most excellent idea Chairman. We say it get them girls. American geek read Comics. Girls no like comics.”

“We tell them it make them big viral rock star like Bon Jovi. American girls love Bon Jovi.”

“Then we just give them vitamin pill. We get money. They go back to comic.”

[Techopolis]

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