I always wondered how Mario had the energy to jump around all day inside my console and kick Bowser’s butt, while I lazily pushed buttons. Now I know.

He’s got his own energy drink. It must pack one hell of a mushroom power-up too, because it’s clearly labeled “Product not intended for children”. Rumor is that those under 18 turn into Koopas with one sip.

If you need a boost while trying to save the Princess, you can power-up for $2.95 a can.

[GKWorld] VIA [Technabob]

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