It won’t be long before our gal Amy graces the cover of Crackwhore magazine. She’s just shooting up the skank chart. Or maybe just shooting up, who knows.

Here’s an adorable home movie of her smoking crack. It plays like the Blair Witch Project. She would be the scary zombie Queen.

This is probably the biggest scare I’ve had since the original Alien movies. I lost my popcorn twice and I never care to have sex again.

Because of this video, Amy Winehouse is now under full 24-hour surveillance to help her get off of drugs. Her father, Mitch, has hired some professional help for the singer.

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