Gary Coleman Pants Sell For $400,000
January 21st, 2008

What kind of sick twisted Gary Coleman worshipping fan buys the guy’s pants for $400,000? I can only guess that some people need hobbies. I just hope their purchase doesn’t involve some kind of sick Silence of The Lambs type game.
They were sweatpants, which somehow makes it worse. And they were signed by the former child star. I bet the winning perv bidder is hoping they smell like Elf balls.
To the winner…Bad…No! Don’t make me squirt you with a spray bottle or hit you with a newspaper. No, no!…We do not buy Gary Coleman’s pants for $400,000.
From PopTherapy to all of you, if you find yourself with a large sum of money to piss away, use it in a way that will make this world better…DO NOT buy Gary Coleman’s pants!
WAIT…They cancelled a bid or something. Now they only sold for $203.49….But that’s still sick people!
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