Thanks to some mad scientist German company you can now buy a perfume that will make you smell like a vagina. But wait, I thought this was Paris Hilton’s scent. That’s right, she’s the “after” scent. My mistake.

Anyway, according to the makers of Vulva, their product is not a perfume, but “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” Uhhh, OK.

The “research team” is working on complimenting the original scent with two new smells, “Exotic” and “Eighteen”. The latter is just wrong. Even more wrong than this blog post.

I gotta say, I can’t think of any better way to get the cats in the neighborhood all in one place.

[Bestweekever]

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