Will Smith: Recruiting Scientology On The Cheap
January 9th, 2008
Who knew that Will Smith was such a cheap ass? It also seems that the rumors of him being a Scientologist are true.
According to the NY Daily News, Will Smith gave all the hard working people at his latest movie’s wrap party….
…a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center. wtf Will? From now on I’m gonna refer to Scientology as “That cheap-ass church for the Hollywood elite.” Funny thing is, those tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that Scientology can fix right up for you.
Ain’t that a kick in brain-washed head? Scientology is the damn Amway of religion.
Soon, they’ll make a Mega-movie with Scientology money starring Smith, Cruise and Holmes and a bunch of other brain dead celluloid wet farts. It will be about 2 Scientology cops. One black and ready for retirement, one white and crazy. They have to convert Katie Holmes, but she doesn’t make it easy. Soon, they succumb to an uneasy love for each other through the church. It’s gritty, full of action, edge of your seat suspense, forbidden romance and yet somehow worse then the usual butt-numbing Hollywood crapulence.
L. Ron Hubbard Presents- Die-ntology: Die Harder
BTW, if that ever happens…shoot me.
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January 11th, 2008 at 1:43 am
BAN USHER, WILL SMITH AND J-LO. This CULT is the reason why they will have NO career in a couple of years. Better, my ass. This shit destroyed LISA McPHERSON. Not to mention Nicole Kidman. Now, Katie Holmes aka Rosemary Woodhouse (Rosemary’s Baby) is having L Ron’s baby from his frozen sperm.
Sick crap. I will never buy these artists music or see their films EVER AGAIN.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Some one gave me a L. Ron Hubbard book, I read about 3 chapters of the repetitive brainwashing BS and then used it to start a fire in my fireplace. The good thing is it kept my fire going in my house during a ice storm….. LOL
March 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
the strange thing is Will Smith used to be one of the most generous actors in the business and sould give large sums of money to charities and acting schools. Now $cientology is funneling all his funds into the orgs. Good night Fresh Prince.