Archive for February, 2008

That must be the case because when I fantasize about her, that’s usually where I can be found.

Interview with Allure magazine:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

What a class act. Now that she’s open about her vaginal good looks, maybe she’ll send it to casting calls. It could get starring roles easy if it’s really that good.

I’m thinking that Kate’s vagina can replace Owen Wilson entirely. I don’t think people would know the difference.

Btw, I could totally walk her cooch down the red carpet, but it would just look like I was supporting a Kate Beckinsale puppet on my arm

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One reason I always keep myself spoiler free for Lost is because it never fails to dissapoint. It is a masterpiece of storytelling the likes of which has maybe been seen on television once before with Babylon 5. This week’s episode, The Constant was the Desmond episode we have been waiting for. It rocked!

I always knew that Desmond and Penny were the key to the entire thing. Last night we saw the heart of Lost. My thoughts after the jump.
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New…Iron…Man…trailer…rocks!…Enough…said.

[via Cinematical]

I received this in an email today and it cracked me up so I thought I would share. It looks like somebody had a little extra time on their hands and a disproportionate hatred of winter. I think Sandals should adopt this as part of a brilliant new advertising strategy.

It’s Thursday night which for us American Idol fans means only one thing – the announcement of who got voted off this week. Two guys and two girls were voted off American Idol and we got to see how close our predictions were from last night. (The picture of Simon repeatedly making Moose hand gestures last night was just too good not to post.)

Tonight Ryan started with the guys and Jason Yeager was the first to go. I can’t argue with one; Jason didn’t really look like he was genuinely enjoying himself and didn’t seem very comfortable on stage. He was also a little defensive with criticism and I think he decided he was on his way out before any of the voters did. It’s too bad because he’s a good singer but just didn’t have all the pieces. This makes us 1 for 1 in our predictions from last night.
In round two it was the girls turn and Alexandra Lushington was the second to get the boot for this week. Alexandra was another one that just did not stand out from the crowd. She has a voice but just lacks the charisma found in most popular entertainers or bloggers, like yours truly for example. So far the ‘Therapy’s predictions are 2 for 2 this week.
We didn’t see this one coming. I didn’t think Alaina Whitaker would make it very much further but I also didn’t think this week would be her turn to go. Also, from the look on her and Kady’s face when Ryan made the announcement, I don’t think they thought Alaina was heading out tonight, either. The poor girl is only 16 year old, but if she’s going to be in this line of work and on this type of show she’s got to toughen up a little bit. No crying Alaina, you have years of dealing with ill-knowledged music critics like me ahead of you! We thought Carly Smithson would be the other girl going out this week so that puts us at 2 for 3 in our predictions. Carly probably is the better singer but hey, its not all talent you know. Don’t be so narrow.
Now this one I am actually surprised at. I definitely did not expect Robbie Carrico to be going this week, I’ll bet it was a close vote. Our other guy prediction was for Michael Johns to be the other guy voted off, so this makes our predictions 2 and 2 for the night. We picked Michael because he was the one that stood out from the crowd the least for us. Simon repeatedly questioned Robbie’s authenticity of being a “rocker” and it did seem like Robbie wanted to be a rocker more than he was, but at least he stood out. He had some attitude and a distinguished bulldog under-bite that kept our attention. Keep on pretending to rock Robbie, don’t ever quit!

It didn’t take long for some scandals to surface for the motorcycle riding rock and roll nurse of American Idol. Amanda Overmyer, 23, has a checkered past. She had been arrested for a DUI and has a string of 6 driving offenses.

On Oct. 14, 2006, she was stopped by Crawfordsville, Ind., police for speeding. According to the officer, she had bloodshot eyes and her balance was poor. Her blood alcohol measured 0.108 (above the legal limit of 0.08). She was only in jail for 6 hours before her fiancé, Casey Taylor, posted bail for her.

But the really interesting part of the story is that Amanda has naked photos and they are apparently being shopped around. I would guess we will see them soon.

The news source asked American Idol’s spokesman about Amanda’s DUI arrest and naked photo scandal. The publicist said that, “FOX has declined to comment.”

From what little I’ve seen of the show, she’s cute in a butch motorcycle-goth type of way and can sing, but seems to try wayyy to hard to be Janis Joplin. Picture of her mugshot after the jump.

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Fan of the new NBC series Quarterlife? Too bad – the network has already canned it after its Tuesday night debut. Word today is it may get moved to the cable network Bravo. No new date for this possible move has been confirmed though.

Why, do you ask, did it get yanked after only one episode? Well, according to Reuters, it drew “the network’s lowest ratings and smallest audience for that time slot in at least 20 years.” OUCH!! It ranked pathetically low in its target demographic viewership also. Oh well.

Quarterlife, which is popular on MySpace, didn’t quite make the translation to the slightly larger screen.

This Steampunk Iron Man action figure makes me want to see a movie starring this version of the armor. How cool would it be to see Tony Stark in this suit in Victorian England? This action figure is so amazing cool, I can feel it kicking my ass!

I hope Action figure manufacturers are paying attention. This is the kind of cool stuff geeks want!

[Gizmowatch]

Worlds collide. Your crotch against 8-bit invaders. Try not to soil yourself as you shoot at the alien armada.

These boxer shorts are not going to win you a real live woman, but you won’t need one. Your crotch rocket will be scoring hits on these pixellated aliens with every boner. They are snug-fitting and 95% cotton. They’ll cost you £18 a pair.

Jesus, crotch fun is expensive. The dude pictured is obviously packing a huge missile too. Game over man!

[Ohgizmo] VIA [Shinyshiny]

It’s another American Idol airing tonight, this time with the top 10 female singers giving it a go. Last night was the top 10 guys with everyone’s favorite little kid David Archuleta stealing the show at the end. I haven’t been as impressed with the girls so far this season and I’m willing to bet that people will still be talking about David tomorrow more than any of the girls.

	Earlier in the season I really liked Syesha until I saw her in this picture. Then when she did that baby cry in the pre-performance interview I was totally and completely freaked out. She should never do that again. No votes for you.
	Little Ramiele Malubay sounds like she can really sing. It’s definitely weird to hear her talk with such a small voice and then sing with such a big voice. It almost seems like it’s not real, but good either way. The hula dancing wasn’t bad, either. We’re betting Ramiele will do well.
	Kristy Lee Cook will get votes from us just on her looks alone. I’m not sure about her song choice but her bra choice was a good move for this week. I think she sang a song, too. Simon and I both couldn’t remember her singing before but we hope to see her again, and again.
	Kady Malloy is another competitor that will win votes just for her looks, and we have no problems with that. In fact many of those votes will be coming from us. I just love her Brittany impression too, even better than when Brittany does it. I think we’ll be seeing more of Kady.
	Carly Smithson started out the show tonight with her Cher-like voice which really didn’t sound all that bad, but unfortunately Carly is lacking a little in the looks department. That along with Simon describing her as panting like a dog will likely keep her from making it a whole lot further.
	Brook White did a Carly Simon song which was actually pretty fitting for her and she did a nice job. Heck, she even looks a little like Carly Simon (without the huge teeth of course). It’s not enough that Brooke is a little old by American Idol standards but she looks like she’s right out of a class of ‘74 yearbook picture. Maybe that was for the ’70’s night?
	This Asia’h Epperson is high energy and a lot of fun to watch, and not a half bad singer. This week she could have picked a better outfit and a better song but we think she’ll go on at least another round.
	Holy crap. I don’t know if Harley-riding nurse’s hair or her singing scares me more. Amanda Overmyer did OK earlier on in the season but tonight was just horrible. The judges chalked up to “not the right song” but we’re to place this one in our “lack of talent” file.
	Umm, what’s with the pants? The shorts Alexandra Lushington was wearing this week looked like she was going fishing right after the show. She’s likable but was towards the bottom of the list for us this week.
	Meh… I’m not sure what to say about Alaina Whitaker. She did a Grease song and I like Grease, but she’s just awfully middle of the road. She needs to spice up the singing a little or get a little hotter or something if she wants to win this thing.

POPTHERAPY PREDICTS: Tomorrow night two girls and two guys get voted off and we’re going to make our predictions. If we could we’d predict that four girls are going home but Ryan Seacrest tells us that two guys have to go, too. With that said we’re going with Carly Smithson and Alexandra Lushington to get the boot on Thursday for the girls, and we’re going with Jason Yeager and Michael Johns to leave for the guys.

On another note, what’s up with Paula these last couple of episodes? It’s almost as if she’s found some glimmer of confidence after putting out new song on Randy Jackson’s album and grew her own opinion on performances seemingly over night. At least it’s less painful to hear her critiques now. I wish I could say the same about her song.