Kate Beckinsale: “My Best Feature Is My Twat”
February 29th, 2008
That must be the case because when I fantasize about her, that’s usually where I can be found.
Interview with Allure magazine:
“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”
After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”
What a class act. Now that she’s open about her vaginal good looks, maybe she’ll send it to casting calls. It could get starring roles easy if it’s really that good.
I’m thinking that Kate’s vagina can replace Owen Wilson entirely. I don’t think people would know the difference.
Btw, I could totally walk her cooch down the red carpet, but it would just look like I was supporting a Kate Beckinsale puppet on my arm
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