More news from the whacked out world of Scientology.

Little Suri Cruise is not even two-years-old, but her parents treat her like an adult. That’s apprently because Tom and Katie, as Scientologists, believe their daughter has lived for billions of years or some crap. They probably believe she shits golden pellets from her diaper-hole, which they study under a microscope for secret messages regarding the coming of Zenu, their overlord.

Their daughter does not even go to bed until 11pm supposedly. Tom forbids television and will severely limit her internet use when she’s old enough to use a computer. He fears anti-Scientology messages. He does not want to anger the Scientology gods.

P.S. That kid looks downright evil!

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