Reproduce the action from that fateful day in 1947 when an alien ship(supposedly) crashed in Roswell New Mexico. In your garden or on your lawn. That’s right, you can have a miniature alien scene in your garden with no fear whatsoever of anal probing and bleeding from any other orifice. The men in Black will be at your door in no time. You may even get a visit from Mulder and Scully. But I can’t stress this enough…From my vast experience with UFO lore, this SHOULD keep your precious rectum virginity intact. I’m pretty sure.

[Nerd Approved]

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