Donkey Kong Jungle Juice
March 31st, 2008
Now DK has his own beverage. It was recently spotted on the shelves at New York’s Nintendo World Store. It’s loaded with ingredients like taurine, caffeine, inositol, guarana extract, panax ginseng extract, and plenty of high fructose corn syrup, so it’s bound to give you a serious jolt while playing Smash Bros. You’ll probably freak out, jump up and smack your little brother in the face with the Wiimote, then run out in the street naked.
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