The material girl is turning 50 this year, yet somehow she still manages to keep herself and her fake british accent in the spotlight. Now she, like many others are turning to technology for marketing.

Seven tracks from her upcoming album, Hard Candy, will be available to Vodafone customers before it’s April 28 release. The tunes will not be free apparently, just early so some can have bragging rights.

To Madonna: You shouldn’t name your new album Hard Candy.

A)Hard Candy is for old people to put in dishes on top of doilies.
B)It makes it too easy for me to make jokes about how your new album sucks like Hard Candy.
C)What is that, a sexual reference?
D)I enjoy softer candy, preferably with a nuget center. Snickers is really awesome and it really does satisfy me.

[Crave]

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