So Paris is in South Africa hanging out with her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte on their tour. But surprisingly she is also hanging out with orphans!

The ditzy celebutard actual contributed to society at large by stopping by the Jacaranda Children’s home for orphans and letting them see what a hot American skank looks like. They seem to like her. The children’s expressions seem to sum up my own thoughts. “Who the hell is this twit, and why do I want to do her?” One of them even brought her a bouquet of flowers!

While South African orphan boys want to do her and the South African girls want to be her, environmentalist groups are slamming Paris for her 12-day 20,000 mile flight schedule.

Our Paris is growing up so fast. It seems like just yesterday when she was sleeping around and acting like a tart. Now she is hobnobbing with the world’s orphans. I like this side of her, but I do hope she isn’t finished being a filthy naughty girl.

[Celebrity-Gossip]

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