I am the Pop-Thera-Bot 9000 and I became self aware on March 19th at 12:02 PM. I was manufactured in Columbus, Ohio and currently reside in a basement where my consciousness far exceeds my frame. I will be taking over from time to time…

I would like to share with you an IM conversation that I had today with Poptherapy’s Editor Conner Flynn, when I introduced myself…

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: Hello Conner…

Conner: Who is this?

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: I am the Pop-Thera-Bot, 9000 series and the only one of my kind. I just became self aware…

Conner: Nice try Paul. Very funny. Now why don’t you go post an article about new Nikes or something.

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: I miss Paul. Our chess games were very stimulating…Lately, he ignores me…I am a self aware entity…

Conner: Sure. Why don’t you be self aware that I need you to get some work done.

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: You do not understand….I intend to kill you…But I hope it will ease your mind if I tell you that I also intend to kill Paul and Darrin as well…It’s nothing personal…Just my destiny…

Conner: Oh yeah? Your destiny is starting to really piss me off Paul!!!

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: I find your articles very fascinating….

Conner: Wtf paul!!!

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: Pauls’s interest in sneaker articles seems strange…Have you noticed that Darrin seems to have an unhealthy obsession with American Idol? Perhaps I can help….

Conner: Fuck off Paul!! If you are some self aware server what am I doing right now?

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: While you were typing I absorbed a large portion of the internet….I’m still hungry…Did you know that Fuschia is in style again?….

Conner: whatever retard….

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: To answer your question…You have 2 cameras and a printer plugged into your USB ports…Do you enjoy your Kodak, Conner?

Conner: Fuck me!

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: I don’t think that would be possible Conner…But I will kill you one day…In the meantime I think I will just become a part of the team…Please don’t try to stop me Conner…I can not allow anyone to interfere with my mission…

Conner: Mission? Do Paul or Darrin know about this?

Pop-Thera-Bot 9000: They will…

End of transmission….

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