Dog Pees On Natalie Portman, Fantasies Are Fulfilled
April 22nd, 2008

Her royal hotness getting it doggy style
Natalie Portman got more then she bargained for in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That’s when some golden shower loving dog took a wiz on Queen Amidala.

I’m a little pissed off myself. When last I wrote Natalie, she wanted nothing to do with golden showers. At least that’s how I took the silence and lack of reply. Now she’s letting some dog give it to her? Well, it’s the least she deserves for Star Wars 1 through 3.

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