And so another hump day is upon us. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted to hump Rose McGowan. In my case, she seems to think that a slap on the face and a restraining order is foreplay, but hey that’s cool. I’ll play her game.

Let’s face it, there’s only one of her and wayyy too many guys that want to get with her. Now you can have the next best thing. The Rose McGowan doll is completely lifelike, with a fully articulated skeleton for anatomically correct positioning. This doll is scarily life-like. It looks just like her! It has the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel. You can do her for about $5,499.99.

Perfect for rich pervs to defile her. I would be interested in seeing a side by side comparison of both, as one ages and the other is…used… I bet in the end, they end up looking about the same…

Throw in a machine gun leg and I’m there baby.

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