I Knew It: Mario Is Real, Works For A Living
April 29th, 2008

Mario Is Real
I’ve known all along that he’s a real dude. Going to work 9 to 5, exterminating Koopas and Goombas and going on plumbing jobs with his bro Luigi, then heading home to bang the princess and have a TV dinner while watching Mythbusters. Business could probably be better though, so he is always on the hunt for coins. But man, what a life.

You the man Mario. You and your sweet un-Nintendo like van.

[Technabob]

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2 Responses to “I Knew It: Mario Is Real, Works For A Living”

  1. Darrin Says:

    Here’s a picture: http://www.plumbermario.com/about_us.html

    Hmmmm… could be…..

  2. Conner Flynn Says:

    I just don’t remember that van from Mario Kart. This guy’s just begging to be in a new movie based on the video game.

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