Janet Jackson Is Waisting Away
April 2nd, 2008
The clan of mutants that call themselves the Jacksons have a new sideshow freak they’re trotting out. It’s the new Janet, with wasp-like waist.
I can’t help but wig the hell out as all the Jacksons shed their skin and reveal their true alien selves. I mean, the Jacksons are creepier then even the Praying Mantis type aliens. At least those guys don’t lure kids to their own amusement parks and name their kid blanket.
Honestly, This waistline freaks me out as much as Michael’s face does.
Dear God, please suddenly speed up the rotation of the Earth, causing me to be violently hurled toward the sun, where I never have to lay eyes on a Jackson-create-your-own-monster ever again.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
lets see your picture, i doubt you could match the beauty of any jackson
get a life.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Are we including Action Jackson, Reggie Jackson, Andrew Jackson, and every other Jackson?
As far as your pic request, I’m a handsome hunk of man meat, Jack. But much as I appreciate your request, I’m gonna decline. I don’t swing that way.
As far as matching the beauty of the “Jacksons”, I think I saw a hemmorhoid on a Doctor show once that was a dead ringer for a few of them. They multiplied on the guy’s butt and had a family reunion with the Osmonds.