Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum in the Magnum P.I. movie. Just what we need, another excuse for him to have his shirt off and act all dopey.

I can only hope that Higgins let’s some Rottweilers loose and they attack his scrawny ballsack. And Mr. T damn well better be hired as that helicopter driving guy!

[Damnimcute]

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