Seinfeld Unhurt After Car Wreck
April 3rd, 2008
*Whiny Seinfeld voice* What’s the deal with car wrecks? I mean, you can drive a wreck, and a car can wreck your life…
Jerry Seinfeld was in a rollover wreck but was unhurt after the brakes on one of his vintage cars failed. there’s a lesson here Jerry…Vintage means the car is old and can kill you.
Personally I think Kramer cut the brakes so he could use the brake fluid for some hair-brained scheme. I like Jerry. He’s a lot like our own Paul Patterson,a funny man, yet very frail. I could easily crush him.
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April 4th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Thanks Conner, I’m flattered you were thinking of me and I consider it an honor to be compared to Seinfeld. Now why don’t you go back to writing about the love dolls you seem so oddly preoccupied with.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Ouch, I was just trying to hook you up.
April 6th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
HAHAHA
November 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
But I don’t wanna be a pirate!