Vanilla Ice was held without bond Friday after his arrest on a charge of simple domestic battery after apparently arguing with his wife at their South Florida home. His arrest was not for being a has-been white boy still trying to belt out half-ass rap, though I can see how you might make that mistake.

Judging by the photo, I can only assume that he has become some sort of Marvel Comics super villian with a touch of downs syndrome.

The 39-year-old (c)rapper’s wife called the Sheriff’s Office on Thursday night, saying he had kicked and hit her. She later told deputies he had only pushed her, according to the arrest report.

The phone call went something like this. “Yeah, he’s like kicking and hitting me. His name is Vanilla Ice. No, not like a snowcone at all. No, no, the has-been rapper who hasn’t been making shit for money lately and I’m sick of it. I had to downgrade from a limo to a honda 5 years ago! Hang on a sec…dammit if you can’t man up and get a hit record I’m gonna put your ass in jail where some big bastard can melt your tiny vanilla ice balls in his mouth!…Sorry about that, please hurry, the address is…

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