Archive for June, 2008

PETA advocate Pamela Anderson is so angry about the shirt that Jessica Simpson wore a few weeks ago claiming that “Real Women Eat Meat” that she called her a few names while being interviewed for an Australian radio show:

“I think she is a bitch and whore.

She continued,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

It’s funny that the biggest whore around is calling another whore a whore.

Courtney Love…A single skank equivalent to many skanks in a trainwreck… Her legs must have given out at some point because she ended up in a Malibu shopping cart. But she did have enough energy to flip off the photographer. Very lady-like and dignified as if escorted in her throne for years.

Her handler looks happy too. Good for them. I hope they go home and fuck each other for what little money they both have.

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During a concert in England last night, the Crack Maven punched a fan who attempted to grab her. She probably confused the fan for a crack dealer who hasn’t been producing. What else ya gonna do but punch that dude and try to score some stuff.

It’s actually pretty damn funny. She’s singing like normal and just starts decking somebody.

So we had our nerd intern make another video for us this week. I’m not sure what I think about this. I find him more then a little creepy and I’m pretty sure he spits in my coffee. What do you guys think? Should we allow him to keep making our weekly videos?

He sure stutters a lot when he’s talking about a hot woman.

Holy crap! This pic right here explains why you have likely never heard of Tiffany Trump, the mutant offspring of Donald and Marla. Holy God! The only thing missing is her required helmet head gear with mouth guard. Obviously she’s been hidden away because she’s butt ugly.

It’s called karma Donald, you fuck over enough people in business and you will be saddled with an ugly all growed mutation like this, because even your sperm is against you. So the least you can do is stop smacking the bitch when she mumbles monster noises and throw her an extra piece of meat at night.

That overbite looks dangerous.

She used to be the most downloaded woman on the internet until other tits and asses got some downloads of their own. Money must be getting tight for her since she has now posed nude twice in the last few years after saying she had no desire to be nude. Hit the link for pics.

[On205th]

Yeah that’s a real good idea Tyra. Except there’s already a show where whores sit around and talk about whoring it up. It was called Sex In The City.

Will all of you Hollywood A-holes stop using this young skank for your own purposes. At least let her get to 18 first.

Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit against a well known celebrity gossip website on the Internet.

The Love Guru star says that TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing parts of his sex tape.

The suit was filed in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A., as Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy rights, while infringing on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape on TMZ TV and TMZ.com.

How bout this. Don’t be a freaky midget making sex tapes. That might prevent this kind of thing you little rolly-polly looking frog man.

This photo makes me want to compete on the Snatchlorette so I can bang her senseless and get fleeting fame. She would never pick me though, due to the raging erection always pointing her way like a poontang compass.

Kanye West flipped out on his blog because people are criticizing his performance at Bonnaroo. That may be because Kanye made festivalgoers wait 2-3 hours trying to get his stage show set up. He didn’t perform until after 4 a.m. He blames organizers and Pearl Jam for ending their show an hour late. Here’s an excerpt from his blog at Kanye Universe City:

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!