You and everybody else dude. I thought I did too, until her voice changed and I noticed her bulging muscles and adams apple. But I don’t talk about that, except when I cry late at night.

So Bobby Brown’s son Brandon is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. The Sun:

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.” I was buying it up until that point. I just wrote your name and I still don’t know who the hell you are. I remember something about your mom being on crack and your dad writing a ghostbusters song, but you don’t ring any bells. Sorry.

[The Sun]

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