Sometimes you just want to kick a celeb in their ass. Yeah, Brad has plenty of dough, but don’t be an ass about it. With all this Charity work that he and Angelina do, you’d think he would know better. As far as I’m cocerned, it’s stupid for ANYBODY to spend that much on a table. But when you are a star, you have power and responsibility. That 300K could have been spent on any number of things that will make the world better. It could have been spent to keep your wife hot looking forever so I can get my rocks off well into 2050.

WTF Brad? He bought it at a “design art” furniture sale in Switzerland. It’s a hollow marble table built by Jeroen Verhoeven, and it cost Pitt $293,000. The four-foot ‘Cinderella table’ was one of six in the collection, and was hewn from a solid block of Carrara marble.(Makes fart noise and jerk off motion with hand.)

I’m very disappointed Brad. But I still want to bang your wife if we are still on for next Tuesday.

[AOL]

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