His proof of concept goes something like this. You dress the young child in his brand of special clothing… The clothing constricts around the small child, in all cases boys, and thanks to new clothing technology, immediately marches the frighteningly small and innocent child straight to Michael’s house.

[thehollywoodgossip]

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