Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle.

She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig?

Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving aint no damn jokey.

I gots a reputation and da dog’s bitch got to be okie dokie.

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