Here’s the latest in the homosexual catfight between Dr. Drew and Tom Cruise. They’re at the stage where they’re sort of pulling each others pigtails because they like each other…A whole lot. In one corner we have Dr. Drew, whose career is built on the misery of others. In the other corner, we have Tom Cruise whose career is built around making those who watch him miserable.

Like a pint sized dictator, Cruise displayed the power of his Scientology cult…through his lawyer, who compared the psycho psychiatrist Dr. Drew Pinksy to notorious Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels after Pinksy criticized Cruise for his involvement in the cult. Tom Cruise himself has been compared to Goebbels by a prominent German WWII historian.

In next month’s Playboy, Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” says: “A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.” Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, told us: “This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels.”

I agree with both of them. You are both douche. Just hump each other already.

[NYpost]

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