Archive for July, 2008

Somehow I don’t think that will be a stretch for her.

“I’m speechless,” says Fergie, 33, who will sing a duet, “Be Italian,” with Day-Lewis.

“[My character] introduces him to the world of sexuality,” said the Grammy winner. “It’s a very strong song. I’m just thrilled I get to play a character.”

Johnny Depp as the Riddler? Sorry, but that sounds really stupid. I would be very surprised if that one came to pass.

Casting directors are also supposedly hard at work convincing Philip Seymour Hoffman to take on The Penguin. Now THIS would be one brilliant bit of casting. I hope this one pans out. But it’s so early, I doubt it.

No need to thank me.

Here’s Carmen Electra doing what she does best. Dancing almost naked with a pole nearby. She didn’t get nude though which sucks because people like her fake Hollywood tits. Some depend on her tits to get them through the day. Her body is smoking hot though. Just show it already. You aint getting any younger.

It’s not unusual for Jenna Jameson to eat human flesh below the waist or dance on a pole. But here’s a pic of her all bloody and zombiefied. I can only guess that a Zombie flick with Jenna goes like this:

You have sex with a zombie and become one. Instead of brains, you walk the countryside slowly in search of cock. Once you find cock, you forcibly bang said cock and convert another. At least thats what I’m hoping for out of this movie.

My dick is so confused. Here’s Britney looking hot again in a bikini after a long period of being flabby and crabby. Honestly, I’d hit that. Of course after you hit that, you’d have to run because she might shape shift again into her dumpy flabby armed form.

Ryan Seacrest isn’t part of Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week,” he did have his foot bitten by a baby shark over the weekend! The shark let go as douchebag and homo isn’t it’s cup of tea.

“A thousand people in the ocean and I get bit by the shark,” Seacrest joked on his KIIS FM morning show.

LifeStyles Condoms offered the 15-year-old skank in training $1 million to be the new “face” of their product. They think that Miley Cyrus, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.

The VP of marketing for LifeStyles:

“With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley Cyrus is both influential and relatable to this afflicted group of people – and the most obvious choice to get the safe sex message out to teens across America.”

They offered $1 million, and LifeStyles also offered Miley Cyrus a lifetime supply of condoms. I have a feeling she’ll need them.

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.

The star of It’s Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters – and in response, Charlie’s going for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for some mysterious “emergency” child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Their relationship is more battered and scarred then Amy Winehouse’s tits.