The newest Friday the 13th will hit theaters on Friday the 13th of course, in February 2009. The Michael Bay produced movie will bring the demented killer. Let’s hope it stars Paris Hilton and she’s the first to get it.

Well, she’s always the first to get it. In every orifice. But I hope Jason frags her good.

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