Keeping up with Khloe Kardashian just got a little harder — the reality princess is heading to the jail and it’s not for being the chubby and fugly sister.

Khloe must surrender to authorities on Friday and serve up to 30 days in jail for violating her probation after a 2007 DUI arrest. She’ll also have to enroll in an alcohol program.

What the hell is she drinking for? It’s the guy that wants to bang her that needs to drink. Well, drink and bring a double ply bag for her face.

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