Former and current silicon titted whore Pamela Anderson staged an animal rights protest at a KFC outlet in Australia Thursday, despite the fast foot chain partially bankrolling her trip Down Under.

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC,” she said in the letter, which was released by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

“Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

This bitch is serious. Just the other day I was choking my own chicken and she jumped in through my window in a superhero outfit and slapped it right outta my hand. Needless to say I keep calling her back because a cock in the hand is like the batsignal to this skank.

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