Archive for August, 2008

Demi Moore has now grossed even me out. Her brother is apparently talking about her humping while lactating.

The Sun says, He said:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Thanks for the visual.

Don’t get me wrong, we get a ton of great visitors here at the ‘Therapy, but we also get our share of cretins,lowlifes,midgets,fetish freaks, aliens,illegal aliens, Indy chasing Nazis, republicans, and other oily sludge from the bottom of the humanity barrel. Here are some of the searches from this week that actually brought some of you here:

tit sucking

old tits

jennifer lopez camel toe

image + pubic hair + underwear

Clay Aiken’s package

squishy anus

Lindsay Lohan blowjob face

celebrities in diapers

Poop shaped like lincoln

That’s just some of the searches that brought you here this week. I can’t make this shit up. You are all great examples of human genetics dunked in feces, but I love ya. I hope your grandmother’s are proud.

Who the fuck is this? WHAT is it? Jodie Marsh is famous for something, but I have no idea what. It’s like someone took a clown and threw in some prostitute. Are we all living in Gotham City all the sudden?

For David Duchovny the truth is out there…And it can be found in a vagina.

The actor issued a statement that he has entered rehab for treatment of sex addiction.

David has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

You can just imagine the conversation that led to his realization.

Tea: David, this has to stop. My vagina hurts non-stop and I caught you humping a stuffed animal yesterday.

David: I just can’t get enough. I’ve ruined every watermelon that has entered this house. I can’t be trusted with animals. I’m so ashamed. I need help.

When not banging Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt moonlights as a hero. While at the Venice Film Festival, Brad Pitt saved a fan from falling into a lake. He agreed to sign autographs for a group of young fans on a boat on Wednesday but one teenager slipped and fell into the water. Pitt quickly grabbed the fan and ensured he was safely back on the boat before signing a book.

Apparently Axl is a chubby chaser. According to OK! Kelly bumped into the singer at a recent Hollywood party.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

Axl may have hit the lowest low in his career.

Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.

As usual, we have a celebrity bikini pic complete with some douchebag. She’s got a nice ass. That’s one round, voluptuous piece of ass. The horizontal stripes really bring out the perfect trench that is her crack. I’d like to thank God for mixing and matching genes and evolving the species. It all culminates in this fine ass.

Former alleged murderer and douchebag O.J. Simpson himself got attacked, by his daughter. O.J. Simpson’s daughter apparently went berserk, assaulting O.J. and girlfriend Christie Prody. Cops were called to the home of the disgraced football player after he was brutally attacked by his eldest daughter, Arnelle.

“He was cut on the back of his head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut,” a source told The National Enquirer.

OJ Simpson was fighting with Arnelle Simpson about her mom, Marquerite – OJ’s first wife, who has been working at Walmart just to make ends meet because OJ doesn’t help her out. But OJ does support girlfriend Christie Prody. Arnelle lashed out at OJ and shoved him into a glass cupboard.

Like father, like daughter. Still she better be careful. Looked what happened to Nicole.

Kelly Osbourne left her house in London yesterday looking like she stepped out of line with a lesbian lover. Kelly wouldn’t say how she got the shiner though.

I have my own theory. It was Brutus. Check out the anchor on her arm. She’s obviously Popeye. Brutus was probably hitting on her lesbian squeeze Olive Oil and Kelly wasn’t having any of it. But I think Brutus got to her before she could open a can of spinach, or in this case vagina. She won’t be caught off guard again and will be constantly eating spinach/vagina.